BBC News has released an eye-opening and disturbing new article on a study that the University of Ottawa in Canada had formed to challenge the most pressing question that plagues the minds of a concerned global population.
Are the zombies going to kill us all?
Their conclusion was frightening, to say the least. “If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.”
Balls.
While the article is supposedly “hypothetical,” we all know deep down inside what the real story is. They’re coming, I can smell it. Might as well sharpen the ol’ machete. I’ll be ready. I’LL ALWAYS BE READY.
Click on the standard-issue zombie defence utensil for the BBC News article.
My God, these picture effects are so fun. =D
(Thanks also goes to John who hails from Woodside for informing me of this devastating news. Yeah, thanks John.)
HERP REPORTING IN... (There's no one else... soooo ronery... so ronery...)
ReplyDeleteAhh... University time well spent.
THE MACHETE ISN'T LONG ENOUGH. The last thing you'll see is a zombie with a machete half embedded into its skull eating into your outstretched swinging arm that planted the aforementioned machete into the aforementioned zombies head.
It's not rotting zombie flesh you're smelling. Go shower. FFS.
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