See: My stint with Professional (HA!) Writing from August to truly grasp the ironic awesomeness of this new development.
Found this in my Gmail thirty minutes ago:
“As we move forward, we like to pay you a token fee for your reviews from now on. We'll pay you $5 for any of your classic reviews ($10 for new reviews coming to the cinema that you might of seen in a pre-screening at least 48 hours in advance of its opening). This is just a small fee, but we hope you understand that as our site grows, so will the money. Right now we believe in you and thought that this gesture would help in you understanding that.”
Sweet.
“After $100 of reviews is added up we'll either send you a check or just transfer you the money in a quick PayPal exchange (we prefer this method).”
What does this mean?
Means I’m pro.
Yeah. Now you can bow down to me.
PS. Thank you WILDsound for graciously giving me this opportunity to be as awesome as you guys are.
Holy shit 100 DOLLARS. And it'll only take 20 reviews, which take about 5 hours each meaning you are now making $1/hour. Christ, Nike's factory workers make more than that *zing*.
ReplyDeleteAnd hey, with the extra cash, atleast you don't have to suck dick for crack (as much) anymore.
LMAO ^
ReplyDeleteOh, and, best of luck Anthony =)