The new Iron Man 2 trailer has been exposed to my virgin eyes. Unfortunately, I don’t know whether this is old news or not, so I don’t know if I should post Slowpoke. But for the benefit of the doubt, Slowpoke really isn’t a bad thing anymore. So here I go:
Alright, how the fuck did Slowbro get in here? Damn, he must have evolved since I haven’t posted him in a while. Good for nothing Pokémon.
Instead of going into a frame-by-frame literary commentary describing to you what happens in the trailer—much like closed captioning, only I don’t like doing this for blind people—I’ll just link you to the Iron Man 2 trailer site on Apple. There, you will find RDJ and Don Cheadle being the ultimate bros! What more could you ask for?
Mickey Rourke having a badass Russian accent for one, and Scarlett Johansson and Gwyneth Paltrow being hot (probably not with each other, but one can dream). Holy shit, this movie has it all. I shall say no more.
Expect that I am almost 90% sure that this movie will absolutely blow my mind, just like the first one. Way to go, John Favreau! (My God, I’ve already made a catchphrase.)
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