And my family doesn’t like strange, bearded men at their doorstep. I will see how things turn out.
To everyone else with a chimney, Merry Christmas.
I hope your presents are useful, thoughtful, or really damn good gift cards. If not, your family doesn’t love you. Just joking. They’re probably poor though. Doesn’t matter, since Christmas is a time for giving, so keep up the yuletide joy for a day or two, and then waste as much money as possible on boxing day.
Or buy gifts for your family right in front of them, tell them that’s their Christmas present, and then force them to get you something equal—if not greater—in quality or cost. That’s how I do.
Giving feels great. Enjoy your holidays, wherever you may be.
Let’s celebrate with some Christmas music.
Merry Christmas, Earth.
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