The Dangers of Teleportation.

Remember kids, having teleportation without an accompanying super-sense of complete spatial awareness—well, it brings bad news.

Also, boy what a wonderful school!

[via The Daily What]

EPIC Everything About This of the Week

If there is anything good in humanity, this animation is the embodiment of it.

Oh my God, how I would watch the FUCK out of this series.

Somebody buy this animation team, somebody fund this project. Please God, anybody.

Do it for the children. For the Saturday cartoon slot. For our future.

This is amazing. It is the epitome of awesome. There is nothing better.

Holy shit, I love everything about what I just watched.

SWAG of the Week

[via TDW.]

C’mon, how can you Americans not like this guy?

Thom Yorke has to pee.

LET HIM PEE, DAMN IT.

YOUR GOD DAMN HONEY.

KILLING NIC CAGE WILL NOT BRING IT BACK.

This counts as uplifting.

Look, Hipsters are taking over Webster.

Hipster definitions, or hipsterest definitions?

I’ve only read a few of these definitions of ‘words’ and all I can say is I don’t know what the hell is going on but the fact that whoever writes these doesn’t like the notion of using single adjectives to describe things.

‘Less is more’ is lost in the endless cesspool of vagueness and unclear meaning that are the definitions of these colloquials formed from the idea that words are only blocks of marble that we can form into whatever figure we want to represent our simply-stated emotions in the most complicated form.

^Sort of like that.

Cool blog though.

[Thanks, Ikea Junkie.]

‘Chummy’

English majors, the nerve of them.

HAHAHA, OH WOW.

EVERYTHING IS SHIT.

Yeah, you got that right.