Aurally Audacio—ah fuck it, I’m too lazy.

Just listen to this and like it, okay?

They’re Swedish and they play House. What more do you fucking want?

Stay tuned, etc, etc. I’ll write when I feel like it.

Look, Hipsters are taking over Webster.

Hipster definitions, or hipsterest definitions?

I’ve only read a few of these definitions of ‘words’ and all I can say is I don’t know what the hell is going on but the fact that whoever writes these doesn’t like the notion of using single adjectives to describe things.

‘Less is more’ is lost in the endless cesspool of vagueness and unclear meaning that are the definitions of these colloquials formed from the idea that words are only blocks of marble that we can form into whatever figure we want to represent our simply-stated emotions in the most complicated form.

^Sort of like that.

Cool blog though.

[Thanks, Ikea Junkie.]

‘Chummy’

English majors, the nerve of them.

God made lists for a reason, damn it.

Okay, relatively speaking, I have a shit ton of new music, and I’ve featured none of it on this blog, so I decided its about time I posted some relevant content instead of posting videos about blaxploitation and worshipping NERF guns.

Aurally Audacious Endeavours is coming back, with detailed posts on:

• Blue Sky Black Death
• Yes Alexander
• Wait What
• Hollerado
• Foxy Shazam
• This Town Needs Guns
• Do Make Say Think
• The Rescues

I challenge you not to be excited. It’s going to be me, talking to you about bands you probably don’t know unless you introduced me to them, or I introduced them to you. If you are either of these kinds of people, cool. If not, I dare you not to squeal at the very thought of being enticed by the monumental significance of knowing bands nobody else knows of.

Get stoked.

I am smiling.

Yo, Sick Site of the Week

Super Punch!

Yeah!

I realized stole this ‘of the week’ trope thing subconsciously from The Daily What.

Fuck y’all, I’m original.

The time has almost come.

Acquisition is nearing completion.

Current armament supply is deemed sufficient for distribution.

The remaining requirements will be located and acquired at the necessary time.

A storm is coming.

Let them be warned.

Let them prepare.

Let them cower.

[image via Gizmodo; no, I didn’t do that. One day though.]

 

 

 

One day.

Happy New Year!